These two losers got arrested for breaking into a music store...
First strike....
Then they never turned over the instruments they stole
Second Strike....
Finally, they used them to create a public nuisance
Not having learned their lesson, our heroes auditioned for a Porno movie. As soon as they pulled down their pants, they were offered jobs as singers....
Ron Jeremy plays "Barnacle Bill The Sailor"
Now they get airplay on demented internet radio shows...
e.g. DFSXRadio.Com
What's an Australian Kiss?
It's the same as a French Kiss....you just do it "Down Under"
Now you can join their Fan Club
Come down to the World Famous Grand Inn and sign up any day:
It's unanimous among the club members... "right at the end...D & D started to sound almost okay"
NOW- CHECK OUT OUR FEMALE FAN CLUB !!!
Professional musicians agree
Remember this now !!! --
Not one to be outdone by his fans....Johnny passes out at the Grand....bad mistake !!!